At Butthole Bagels, we take our bagels seriously—just not ourselves. Our home-baked sourdough bagels come in a variety of flavors that will make your taste buds do a happy dance. From classic to quirky, each bagel is crafted with love and a sprinkle of humor. Get ready to elevate your breakfast game with a side of wit!
Each bagel is hand-rolled and crafted with love, ensuring a unique texture and flavor in every bite. Our sourdough base gives them that perfect chewiness, making them a delightful treat.
Flavor Variety
From classic sesame to adventurous jalapeño cheddar, our bagels come in a range of flavors that cater to every palate. There's a bagel for every mood!
Fresh Ingredients
We use only the finest ingredients, sourced locally whenever possible. No preservatives, just pure, delicious bagels that you can feel good about eating.
Baking with Passion
At Butthole Bagels, we believe that baking is an art. Our passion for creating the perfect bagel shines through in every batch, making each one a masterpiece.
About Butthole Bagels
At Butthole Bagels, we take our sourdough seriously—just like our humor. Our bagels are crafted with love and a sprinkle of wit, offering a variety of flavors that will make your taste buds giggle. From classic sesame to adventurous jalapeño cheddar, each bagel is a delightful twist on a beloved favorite. We believe that every bite should be an experience, not just a snack. So, come on in and grab a bagel that’s as unique as its name!
